The Bully's Victim. WARNING- contains some offensive Language. I am the Bully's victim, Me, believe it or not; The smartest in the class, Well, smarter than them lot. I am the Bully's victim, They hit me, throw me around, No one knows about it; I never made a sound. I am the Bully's victim, They made me loose 4 stone, By calling me ugly, whore and fat, Mostly over the phone. I am the Bully's victim, I am now three stone three, They got so mad when I cried out 'stop,' 'Please, let me be.' I am the Bully's victim, I am a slut and a whore, A fat ass, bitch, tart, stuck up snob, Need I say more? I am the Bully's victim, They threw me to the ground, Beat me up, then ran away, Finally, I was found. I was the Bully's victim, They have now been taken away, By some strange men in a white van, But that was back in May. I was the Bully's victim. Please look and see; It's National bullying week, Stand up, please, for me...

The Book Mistake... My mum's reading Barnaby Rudge by Charles Dickens, but I thought she said Raneby Budge by Charles Dikkens, the well known Dutch author. So I was explaining to her that the only book I know is Raneby Budge by Charles Dikkens, and she went mental at me saying this: "I don't mean 'rarnaby budge by Charles Dikkens the well known Dutch author with 2 Ks, or just to save time I could mention that we don't have 'Karnaby Fudge' by Darles Chickens, or 'farmer of sludge' by Marles Pickens, or even 'stickwick stapers' by Farles Wikens with 4 M's and a silent Q!" Well, I have learnt my lesson....