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A little girl who lived in Peru Clearly had nothing to do So she sat on the stairs Counted her hairs And found out she had 502

Sorry!!! Sorry guys, I haven't been on opuss for ages, I recently got a new puppy (Ollie) so I haven't had a lot of time to write on opuss sorry xx

Soup for a magical chicken 1-plop in sprouts in water 2-mix it up 3-mix it Evan more 4-mix it Evan more than that 5-mix it Evan more until sprouts go soggy 6-add a loving room full of suger if your cooking pot isn't big enough TOUGH 7-Give it to your chicken 8-your chicken doesn't like it 9-so throw it away An amazing recipe!!!!!!!! By the way this is made up and fiction so don't really do it!

Breakfast with the couple "Darling what's for breakfast" "Why my dear its sloppy" "Oh how lovely darling" "Darling what's for breakfast" "Why my dear its poppy" "Oh how lovely darling" "Darling what's for breakfast" "Why my dear its loppy" "Oh how lovely darling" "Darling what's for breakfast" "Why my dear its porrage" "Oh how lovely darling" "Darling what's for breakfast" "Why my dear its sloppy poppy loppy porrage" "Oh how disgusting darling"