Jelly Bro? Whenever I see an ex with a new girl I try not to fret...Mammy always said we should give our old toys to the less fortunate (;

Garden Roses are dead Violets are dead Man I suck at gardening

Bucket List Well...I think we all have one...even of we haven't written it down we all have things we wanna do before we die. It may be skydiving or visiting Paris, or whatever you're into...those are all fine I suppose I've also got all the clichés on mine. But I'm a walker of the path less followed. I'm a lover of the wonderfully wierd. At the top of my bucket list it says to dance with 5 friends in a fountain accompanied by the 'Friends' song. Next is to hide in the wardrobe in a furniture store dressed as a lion...ah sure why not?

Who's Up For A Joke What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business ! Guffaw

Quotables I find that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy' -Albert Einstein What a cracker box <3