The Plane There was 59 blondes on a plane and 1 brunette. The pilot said were r 2 heavy we will have 2 drop the floor and u will have 2 hang so that is what they did. We r still 2 heavy said the pilot so a passenger has to drop. Ok I'll drop said the brunette so she did and the blondes clapped !!!!!!

Oh No There once was a blonde who had just got fired from her job so she decided to make herself a handy-man she went to her first house to see if they wanted any thing done for them a man opened the door and she asked him that question. He said you paint the porch if you want she said ok then. The paint is in the shed shouted the man, ok answered the blonde so 30 mins later she knocked on the front door the man answered it again are u do already? Yes I did it do quick I did 2 coats of paint! Fantastic said the man in amazement. And by the way that not a porch that a farari