Wanna be stand up comedian and writer.
Queen's Speech Every Christmas I watch the Queen's speech, it's always one of my more shameful wanks.
Adam & Eve I just over heard a guy in Starbucks saying "It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!" I dragged him around the back and made him suck my cock.... He's cool now.
Jimmy Saville When I was 11, I was Jimmy Saville's wingman.
Assange After numerous requests to leave the embassy, Julian Assange was reported to scream "NO MEANS NO!"
Cunt I wanted to write the word "Cunt" on Opuss but can't think of a sentence to use it in.
Jessie (Quick)
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